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خاوتي لفلتر تاع الخميسي راح وماقدرتش نرجعو
حاب نلقى دعمكم في نشر هذا الفيديو
معا لنشعل ما تبقى من شغف في قلب
السامورايزن 💔
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الشمبوب استولى على القلوب ❤️✌️
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الشمبوب استولى على القلوب ❤️✌️
طمطم شرى لمرتو نجمة 🤣
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او هذا مش جديد باه نتفاهمو هذا خدمتو في ربع ساعة خفييف برك اما القادم اني نعرف مستواكم ماتحيروش رواحكم كالعادة معا نرفع مستوى الكوميديا انضمو الى عائلة سامورايزن ....مازال في جعبتي الكثيييييييييير
علاء الدين و المصباح السحري الحلقة الأخيرة
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علاء الدين و المصباح السحري الحلقة الأخيرة
علاء الدين و المصباح السحري الحلقة الخامسة
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علاء الدين و المصباح السحري الحلقة الخامسة
علاء الدين و المصباح السحري الحلقة الرابعة
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aladine 4
علاء الدين و المصباح السحري 3
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علاء الدين و المصباح السحري 2
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aladin 2
علاء الدين و المصباح السحري
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سلسلة خفيفة للأحباب تأتيكم كل يوم نحييو بيها شوي شغف 💔 صحى فطوركم و رمضان كريم #علاء_الدين_و_المصباح_السحري
كاشفة الأحلام الجزء الثالث و الأخير
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كاشفة الأحلام الجزء الثالث و الأخير
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لاتنسى الإشتراك في القناة والإنضمام إلى عائلة السامورايزن 💕 انضمو انضمو 😻
كاشفة الأحلام الجزء الأول
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لا تنسى الإشتراك في القناة والإنضمام إلى عائلة سامورايزن كي لا يفوتك الجزء الثاني والثالث 😋 لم يبقى الكثير على مليون مشترك 😍 انضمو انضمو 😻
الكنز
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بث تجريبي...
عائلة طمطم
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عائلة طمطم
Mercedes vs renault r4 🤣
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Mercedes vs renault r4 🤣
طمطم حكموه في لباراج 🙆🤣
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طمطم حكموه في لباراج 🙆🤣
الحلم
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الحلم
الطبيب النفسي
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الطبيب النفسي
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مية مليون
لكاتصون سيس تبقى 406
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رمضانيات - الانتقام
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رمضانيات - قلب اللوز
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رمضانيات - طم طم الكذاب
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رمضانيات - صفقة العمر
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رمضانيات - صفقة العمر
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رمضانيات - الشومبا الفكرون
رمضانيات- السحارة
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رمضانيات _ المطلوع
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رمضانيات _ المطلوع
رمضانيات _ الخوثير
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رمضانيات _ الخوثير
رمضانيات _ اليوم الأول
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КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @AsadGy-lm6yi
    @AsadGy-lm6yi 10 годин тому

    كي عادت جنازة كيفاه قالو نتا من لافامي العريس ولا العورس 😂😂😂

  • @user-em6we4cn9l
    @user-em6we4cn9l 13 годин тому

    والله غير لخميسي وحدو

  • @KamroCrb-tm4bh
    @KamroCrb-tm4bh День тому

    كمل هكا راك مليح خويا

  • @user-nx4eu6jz4e
    @user-nx4eu6jz4e День тому

    كبش 5ملاين 😔

  • @abdrahimfares5880
    @abdrahimfares5880 День тому

    هههههههههههه خخخخخخخ hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    • @MM2x2000
      @MM2x2000 14 годин тому

      غير مضحك. لم أضحك. هذا الفيديو سيى للغاية لدرجة أنني قمت بشتم كل افراد عائلتك في رقم قياسي لأكون صادقا، هذه محاولة فظيعة الأضحاكي . لم يكن لدي حتى ضحكة مكتومة ولا حتى دفقة خفيفة من الهواء من المريء. يقول العلم أنه قبل أن تضحك يقوم دماغك بتحضير عضلات وجهك ولكني لم أشعر حتى بأدنى ارتعاش. 0/10 هذا الفيديو سيئ للغاية ولا أستطيع أن أصدق أن أي شخص يسمح لك قانونا بأن تكون مبدعًا على الإطلاق. إن مقدار القوة العقلية التي يجب أن تضعها في هذا الفيديو لديها القدرة على تزويد كل منزل على وجه الأرض بالطاقة. احصل على شخصية وتعلم كيفية نشر المقاطع، وقراءة كتاب. أنا لا أقول هذا ليكون مضحكا، بل أقصد ذلك بصدق بشأن كون هذا مجرد إحراج شخصي لك. لقد قتلت الفكاهة

  • @abdrahimfares5880
    @abdrahimfares5880 День тому

    شبي هههههههههههه

  • @islamnemdali
    @islamnemdali День тому

    ❤😂😂😂😂😑هههههههههههه

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    والله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمان

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptNot funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptNot funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptNot funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptNot funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptNot funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptNot funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

  • @YAHYANEDJAÀI
    @YAHYANEDJAÀI День тому

    هههههه 😅

  • @user-dh7ym5jl3m
    @user-dh7ym5jl3m День тому

    صلوا على النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم على سيدنا محمد وعلى اله وصحبه اجمعين

  • @user-kv8mm5tr6l
    @user-kv8mm5tr6l День тому

    شومبا نتا فاهم حتى تفهم لخميسي في فيسبوك 😂😂

    • @MM2x2000
      @MM2x2000 День тому

      Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attemptIt's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    والله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمانوالله لن أنسى مسجدنا الأقصى وقبة الصخرة تبكي من الحسرة تقول يا رباه يا واهب الحياة بعونك اللهم أكتب لنا النصرة وشجرة الزيتون بغصنه الحنون يبكي على شهداء أرضنا الحرة يا لوعة النفس عليك يا قدس وأنت في البلوى والعيشة المرة يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي يا إخوة الإسلام يا إخوة الإسلام سيروا الى الأمام بالعزم والاقدام بصحبة القرآن النور في أيدينا وربنا يحمينا قرآننا يهدينا في ساحة الايمان هيا أرفعوا القرآن وحطموا الأوثان وحرروا الانسان من قبضة الطغيان هيا اهتفوا يا إخوتي استيقظي يا أمتي هيا أعيدي بسمتي كسابق الأزمان

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 День тому

    غير مضحك. لم أضحك. هذا الفيديو سيى للغاية لدرجة أنني قمت بشتم كل افراد عائلتك في رقم قياسي لأكون صادقا، هذه محاولة فظيعة الأضحاكي . لم يكن لدي حتى ضحكة مكتومة ولا حتى دفقة خفيفة من الهواء من المريء. يقول العلم أنه قبل أن تضحك يقوم دماغك بتحضير عضلات وجهك ولكني لم أشعر حتى بأدنى ارتعاش. 0/10 هذا الفيديو سيئ للغاية ولا أستطيع أن أصدق أن أي شخص يسمح لك قانونا بأن تكون مبدعًا على الإطلاق. إن مقدار القوة العقلية التي يجب أن تضعها في هذا الفيديو لديها القدرة على تزويد كل منزل على وجه الأرض بالطاقة. احصل على شخصية وتعلم كيفية نشر المقاطع، وقراءة كتاب. أنا لا أقول هذا ليكون مضحكا، بل أقصد ذلك بصدق بشأن كون هذا مجرد إحراج شخصي لك. لقد قتلت الفكاهة

  • @mohamedgd862
    @mohamedgd862 2 дні тому

    خلعة قديمة 😂😂😂

  • @Haboub-dz7lz
    @Haboub-dz7lz 2 дні тому

    تيبرلي تيبرلا تيبرلا تيبرلي

  • @AhmedDawlla-nk5re
    @AhmedDawlla-nk5re 2 дні тому

    ههههههههه😂😅

  • @LeghloughKhra
    @LeghloughKhra 2 дні тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MM2x2000
      @MM2x2000 День тому

      It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

  • @LeghloughKhra
    @LeghloughKhra 2 дні тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LeghloughKhra
    @LeghloughKhra 2 дні тому

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IslamZabat-c2r
    @IslamZabat-c2r 2 дні тому

    الخميسي القديم خير من هدا لمفنش

  • @WassimBahari
    @WassimBahari 2 дні тому

    بعلورءلبارتبقءر ظيسل طcwfw

  • @7ako_
    @7ako_ 2 дні тому

    بعثهالي من الجابو اوروبا كيما نقولو حنا

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 2 дні тому

    #تيارت ▪️توقيف عدد من المسؤولين عن تزويد سكان الرحوية بولاية تيارت بالماء الشروب ▪️المسؤولون عن فتح قنوات المياه تعمدوا عدم تأدية مهامهم ما أدى إلى حرمان المواطنين من التزود بالماء الشروب ▪️#مصالح_الأمن تفتح تحقيقا في القضية للوصول إلى ملابسات الحادثة ومن يقف وراءها ▪️التحقيقات الأولية أكدت وفرة الماء الصالح للشرب وتعمد المعنيين عدم فتح القنوات

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 2 дні тому

    It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

  • @AsadGy-lm6yi
    @AsadGy-lm6yi 2 дні тому

    اكثر حلقة ضحكتني 😂😂😂

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 2 дні тому

    Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

  • @user-ru8co4of6z
    @user-ru8co4of6z 2 дні тому

    يعجبني كي يقول الشومبا راح نموت❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂😂 ربي يحفظك خويا❤❤❤❤

  • @AsadGy-lm6yi
    @AsadGy-lm6yi 2 дні тому

    من اين لك هذا 😂😂😂 ياشومبا يا شومبا 😂😂

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 2 дні тому

    لا د#تيارت ▪️توقيف عدد من المسؤولين عن تزويد سكان الرحوية بولاية تيارت بالماء الشروب ▪️المسؤولون عن فتح قنوات المياه تعمدوا عدم تأدية مهامهم ما أدى إلى حرمان المواطنين من التزود بالماء الشروب ▪️#مصالح_الأمن تفتح تحقيقا في القضية للوصول إلى ملابسات الحادثة ومن يقف وراءها ▪️التحقيقات الأولية أكدت وفرة الماء الصالح للشرب وتعمد المعنيين عدم فتح القنوات

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 2 дні тому

    It's not funny, I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad that I would have preferred the joke to slip over my head and you stopped telling me the joke. To be honest, this is a horrible attempt at trying to make fun of me. Not a giggle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says that before you laugh, your brain prepares the muscles in your face, but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I can't believe someone legally allowed you to be creative. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Gain personality and learn to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this is funny, I'm being serious about how this is just an embarrassment in comedy. You've just killed humor and every comedy act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society as a whole has failed to teach him how to be funny. Honestly, if I put all my power and time into trying to make your joke funny, it would take Einstein himself to build a device to bind me so I could tap into the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then that whole joke What people would receive is a subtle touch. You're lucky I still have the slightest bit of empathy for you after telling that joke, otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from trying humor again. We should put that joke in textbooks so that future generations can be wary of becoming such a complete comedic failure. I am disappointed, hurt and offended that my precious time was wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time it took, I was planning to help the orphaned children, but because of that you've let me spend my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.

  • @MM2x2000
    @MM2x2000 2 дні тому

    ليس مضحكا أنني لم أضحك. نكتتك سيئة للغاية وكنت أفضل أن تمر النكتة فوق رأسي وتتوقف عن إعادة إخباري بالنكتة. لأكون صادقًا، هذه محاولة فظيعة لمحاولة إخراج الضحك مني. لم يكن هناك ضحكة مكتومة، ولا هيهي، ولا حتى دفقة خفيفة من الهواء من المريء. يقول العلم أنه قبل أن تضحك يقوم دماغك بتحضير عضلات وجهك ولكني لم أشعر حتى بأدنى ارتعاش. 0/10 هذه النكتة سيئة للغاية ولا أستطيع أن أصدق أن أي شخص يسمح لك قانونًا بأن تكون مبدعًا على الإطلاق. إن مقدار القوة العقلية التي يجب أن تضعها في تلك النكتة لديها القدرة على تزويد كل منزل على وجه الأرض بالطاقة . احصل على شخصية وتعلم كيفية إلقاء النكات، وقراءة كتاب. أنا لا أقول هذا ليكون مضحكا، بل أقصد ذلك بصدق بشأن كون هذا مجرد إحراج في الكوميديا. لقد قتلت بمفردك الفكاهة وكل عمل كوميدي على هذا الكوكب. أشعر بخيبة أمل كبيرة لأن المجتمع ككل قد فشل في تعليمك كيف تكون مضحكًا. بصراحة، إذا بذلت كل طاقتي ووقتي لمحاولة جعل نكتتك مضحكة، فسوف يتطلب الأمر من أينشتاين نفسه أن يبني جهازًا ليضحك. اربطوني حتى أتمكن من الاتصال بطاقة مليار نجم للقيام بذلك،

  • @user-dh7ym5jl3m
    @user-dh7ym5jl3m 2 дні тому

    صلوا على النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم على سيدنا محمد وعلى اله وصحبه اجمعين ❤️

  • @user-dh7ym5jl3m
    @user-dh7ym5jl3m 2 дні тому

    صلوا على النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم على سيدنا محمد وعلى اله وصحبه اجمعين ❤️

  • @user-dh7ym5jl3m
    @user-dh7ym5jl3m 2 дні тому

    صلوا على النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم على سيدنا محمد وعلى اله وصحبه اجمعين ❤️😊

  • @FatochFatoch-xm9qc
    @FatochFatoch-xm9qc 2 дні тому

    ههههههه😂😂😂أفضل فديو. في العا لم

  • @user-dh7ym5jl3m
    @user-dh7ym5jl3m 2 дні тому

    صلى الله عليه وسلم على سيدنا محمد وعلى اله وصحبه اجمعين ❤️♥️

  • @hirohiro8577
    @hirohiro8577 2 дні тому

    رجعو لخميسي لقديم

  • @hirohiro8577
    @hirohiro8577 2 дні тому

    رجع لخميسي لقديم

  • @ZakiZaki-ln2lw
    @ZakiZaki-ln2lw 2 дні тому

    دخل فيها الدحماني ههههه اي تخلطت مع الخميسي في الهند 😂😂😂 عس روحك من عمك الهندي

  • @NiniNono-pu8xk
    @NiniNono-pu8xk 2 дні тому

    انت ليعرفها بروحك ❤❤❤❤

  • @abdelhakabbassiii4865
    @abdelhakabbassiii4865 2 дні тому

    ترويج الممنوعات على المباشر

  • @RABOUHRABOUH-ze2wi
    @RABOUHRABOUH-ze2wi 2 дні тому

    وشكون لي عجباتو تاع شومبا قادم

  • @HabibAbdo-bq5hc
    @HabibAbdo-bq5hc 2 дні тому

    ربي يقدرك